Asian Jokes Asian Jokes - Best Asian Jokes (Adam's Hilarious Joke Books Book 7) (English Edition) [Kindle-editie]

Asian Jokes (from Adam's Hilarious Joke Books Series) is a collection of the funniest Asian jokes.Are you an Asian or do you know someone who's an Asian? Chances are that you do because there are over a billion Asians around the world. Now's your chance to have a good laugh with them through The Big Book of Asian Jokes.This book contains many stereotypical jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh. Here is just a preview of what you're in for:Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You go try that."Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon. 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Klantenrecensie schrijven Nuttigste klantenrecensies op Amazon.com (beta) Amazon.com: 1.0 van 5 sterren  2 recensies 1.0 van 5 sterren As Bad As It Gets 10 maart 2014 door Silver Screen VIdeos - Gepubliceerd op Amazon.com Geverifieerde aankoop Adam Roos' collection of Asian Jokes is a lot of things: it's offensive, repetitive, stupid, and overpriced. One thing it's not is funny.Asian Jokes takes about a half dozen well known and extremely offensive stereotypes about Asians and then turns each of those stereotypes into the same joke over and over again. About the only one that I can even begin to describe in a public review is "What do you call a Chinese man who ...?" The answer to the question inevitably is two or three short words that, in the author's mind, sound like a Chinese name. It's the type of joke that, minus the ethnic slur, might have once been funny to a seven-year-old, but even a seven-year-old would get tired of it after hearing it 20 to 30 times. That lame attempt at humor is simply the least offensive of Roos's jokes... others are far worse.To make it appear that this is an actual book of some length (and justify the ridiculous $2.99 price tag, which would be a ripoff even if the jokes were funny), Roos puts one joke, usually a question-and-answer, on a page, so the book contains a total of about 70 jokes (and a whole lot of blank space between them), none of which are funny. To make things worse, he seems to run out of jokes about two-thirds of the way through the book, so he fills the rest of the book with "humorous" posters featuring Asians. Apparently, to Roos, the sight of an Asian family or a group of Asians together in a photo is hilarious simply because of their facial features.I got this book for free as a promotion, so it least, it didn't take a bite out of my wallet. However, for most people, this book will be a drain on the wallet and a much bigger drain on their taste, their intelligence, and their sense of humor. If you really have three dollars you don't care about any more, you'll get more entertainment value by burning up the money than by buying this pathetic attempt at humor. 1.0 van 5 sterren So ... racism is "hilarious?" 3 november 2013 door Nunja Business - Gepubliceerd op Amazon.com This is just another example of someone gathering (mostly old and lame) jokes that fit a category and putting them into a small kindle publication. What's next for Adam? "N-word" jokes? 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