The Big Book of Blonde Jokes (from Adam's Hilarious Joke Books Series) is a collection of the most popular blonde jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.Feel free to use these blonde jokes when you family gatherings, parties, hangouts, and other important events. Using blonde jokes as a form of interaction will help you create ice breakers, and provide enjoyment to your family, friends, and acquaintances.Here are just some of the blonde jokes you can find in the book:A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"To which she replied, "There certainly is!"My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"-------A blind dude on a bar stool shouts out to the bartender, "Want to hear blonde joke?"In a quiet voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 220 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6'2, weighs 235 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5 and over 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"The blind dude says, "No thanks, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."-------There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head looking at the new purple 5 dollar bill.The brunette said "That's so cool! They should make blue money!"The red-head said "That's so cool! They should make red money!"The blonde said "That's so cool! They should make green money!"Go crazy with The Big Book of Blonde Jokes!
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