Toilet Ninja vs Pete the Peeing Pirate: The Tale of the Most Magnificent Pee (English Edition) [Kindle-editie] beoordelingen het boek quotes

If Pete gets the fifth pee-sample before us, the world as we know it will come to an end. Every 20 years or so a book is written that is a life-changer for millions of people around the world. A book that gives people a new perspective on life. Well, this is not such a book, but at least it contains a lot of fart jokes! Story Old legend has it that an evil seaman by the name of Pete the Peeing Pirate will return from the afterlife to fulfill his vengeful wish of killing the oceans with his own urine. There is only one man who can stop him: Toilet Ninja! Join him and his master on their fart-tastic quest to stop the evil forces and save the world. An adventure filled with toiletportation, a german vodoo doctor, ancient outhouses, giant taco egg salads and most important of all ….. whale poo (which is mightily impressive!!!!!). Attention: This book contains foul language and lots and lots of toilet humor and it should not be read next to your girlfriend (she will say its not funny, but thats because she is a chick and doesnt understand). Dare Are you man enough to click on the cover and read the first few pages of the book? We dare you, we double dare you!