The War Against The War Against Christmas: Three Very Short, Satirical Pieces (English Edition) [Kindle-editie] beoordelingen het boek quotes

Follow Alaska high school seniors, Paula Sarin, and her best friend, Muffin Top, as they raise money for their basketball team, rescue the town nerd, and fight in The War Against The War Against Christmas by singing "improved" versions of holiday songs like: Christmas Winter Wonderland Church bells ring, better listen, Time to pray, we’re insistin’. If you lean to the right, You’ll be happy tonight, Here in Theocratic Wonderland. Gone away is the notion, That you choose your devotion, You’ll kneel down to pray, And you’ll do it our way, Here in Theocratic Wonderland. In the meadow if we spot a Muslim, We will send the dogs to run him down. We'll say: “Are you Christian?” He'll say: “No, man!” But the water board Will bring him right around. Later on, we'll conspire, To inform on the choir, They’re hippies and queers, We don’t want their kind here, Here in Theocratic Wonderland!