Hot & Hellarious (1) (English Edition) [Kindle-editie] beoordelingen het boek quotes

"Let me see, how should I start my story?" Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived with her Grandmother.....or there once was a little girl named River, who lived with her Grandmother and had all kinds of peculiar powers..... Well, I sort of found out when I was younger that I could make things happen if I thought about them hard enough. My Grandmother noticed and she told me that she had the same things happen to her when she was my age and that I have to be very careful on how I use my powers. I asked her if everyone in our family had theses powers and she said that they skip around from generation to generation and not everyone is chosen to get them. "Chosen for what?" I asked her. And I never really got a straight answer. "You will find out that in time all the answers will be revealed to you." Great so we had a special connection, but my Grandmother was always very secretive and since she now lives in "the great bingo game in the sky" I am left to figure things out on my own. So far I found out that I am part witch, some fairy, and a lot of nymph! This first became apparent when I was being pursued by a delicious Icelandic dragon named Blake. Our relationship has been an open door policy, whenever we get the chance to rip each others clothes off kind of relationship! Our first encounter together Blake tried to teach me how to use some of his powers with mine and I almost burnt down the house! Well let's see, I told you about the Dragon, oh and there is a vampire who likes to hold my hand and bite me, and the pigeon who recently flew into my life and said that he was a man. "Seriously?" Are there anymore crazy's in my life? Absolutely, I just think we should start from somewhere besides the middle of wacko!"