Eddie the Reluctant Celebrity (Stinky Stories Book 6) (English Edition) [Kindle-editie] beoordelingen het boek quotes

Officer Eddie: His heart's as big as his chest After a tiring gig as Santa for all two hundred residents of the condo, Eddie is crushed when Stinky discovers that the toys they collected for homeless children have been stolen. Stinky convinces the powers that be that the way to heal the community is to have Officer Eddie deliver toys and helpful advice to sick children every month, not just at Christmas. Eddie isn’t sure he can combine his police and Santa experience, but he does it so well that Officer Eddie becomes an overnight sensation. Sick kids can’t wait for the monthly parties, teen girls adore him and gay fans – let’s not talk about them or their naughty website. It’s too much for Eddie. How can he go back to being an ordinary cop without letting the kids down? Even Stinky is stumped when a back to school promotion turns into a riot, although he is pleased to give “Officer Eddie” dolls as stocking stuffers. About Stinky Stories The #1 bestselling Amazon series, “Stinky Stories” includes almost eighty comic short stories that span over fifty years of Stinky and Eddie’s lives. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate. Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of being the best looking man on the planet. His work and family connections tie him to all the city’s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. On the rare day when all his clients are quietly reading their quarterly statements, one of his relatives is likely to serve a steaming batch of trouble. When Stinky’s grandparents drop in for an unexpected visit he has a hard time explaining why a large man wearing only underwear answered the door. He discovers that his sister’s senior art project is as famous as the Loch Ness monster that lives in the school quarry. A dash of vinegar adds verve to spinach, but after spinach has been boiled for a half hour in pure vinegar Stinky has trouble keeping it on his fork – or swallowing. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens. Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days? If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to Stinky and Eddie’s website for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings. For all things Stinky visit: www.stinkyandeddie.com Discover Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise on his Amazon author page: https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter For more information about the talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon: www.waylonbacon.com Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.