Drama Files (English Edition) [Kindle-editie] beoordelingen het boek quotes

Only women and gay dudes keep diaries. That's what I used to think until Salina hipped me to keeping an online diary thing. I admit the word “diary” does sound kind of gay. I rather call mine a journal. I haven’t told anyone the web address, not even Salina, because I'm not ready to share it. This is really just for me to write whatever I feel, whenever I feel it. Don’t care about spelling and grammar I just type. It’s therapy. I used to wwrite a paragraph here and there but since this baby thing came up recently, I’ve been writing almost everyday. Sometimes I write several times a day. I call my journal, "The Drama Files" because there's only 3 things guaranteed in life. That's death, taxes, and drama. I got drama at work, drama at home, drama everywhere. Soon I’ll be twenty-three. For most of my life, not counting when I was a baby, I’ve either been in some drama or ran from it. I should correct myself, ALL of my life INCLUDING when I was a baby, I’ve been in some drama or either run from it. I was born in drama let my mother tell it. “Twleve hours of the worse pain ever. That’s what you put your poor mother through. My eyes were blurry, my mouth was dry. Boy, you hurt so bad, I started cursing in Spanish. I DON’T EVEN KNOW SPANISH, Thelonious Michael Willingham!” She tells me this all the time. It’s usually when I ask for something or if she wants to make me feel guilty about something. I hate the name Thelonious Willingham. For one thing, it’s too long. My friends call me T-Double for short. In elementary school, my name was so long, I always ran out of room when I wrote it at the top of my paper. My father said I should be proud to be named after the great jazz musician Thelonious Monk. He picked that name because he loves jazz. Ma likes R&B and gave me the middle name “Michael”. When I was born, she was a die-hard Michael Jackson fan. This was when he was black and proud. Before he started changing his face and before he started hanging out with little kids.